spanish and italian:
So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
*shooting up in the bathroom*
the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
here have all of these consonants have fun
subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it [and before you can say "go" you have to know whether you're talking about traveling on foot or by some kind of conveyance, and whether you're going in one direction or making a round trip.]
so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
here's your basic noun but there are twelve different suffixes that will make it mean different things, and half the time you have to change the spelling of the root word when you add a suffix. It's all pronounced exactly like it's spelled, but be careful: if there's a double letter, you have to pronounce it twice or you'll end up saying "kill" when you want to say "meet".